Ces bons vieux boss...

Un texte qui m'a bien fait sourire. C'est en anglais, mais on trouve une traduction approximative ici

Citation :

{You have entered 60 Bosses Chat}
{BaronRivendare has come online}
{Gandling}: what's up.
{BaronRivendare}: hey.
{Gandling} : what you doin
{BaronRivendare} : nothin just ridin my horse. Are you lagging?
{Gandling} : dont think so
{Gandling} : y
{BaronRivendare} : havent seen any mobs in three days. think i'm dc'd but just dont know it.
{Gandling} : oic
{Gandling} : same
{BaronRivendare} : bored. u wanna do a me run?
{Gandling} : lol
{Gandling} : at least you get more time with the baroness lol
{BaronRivendare} : lol yeah
{BaronRivendare} : she can definitely take more than 45 minutes if she wants to
{Gandling} : o_O
{Drakkisath has come online}
{BaronRivendare} : 'Sup Drak
{Gandling} : wb
{Gandling} : dc'd?
{Drakkisath} nah thought I heard someone coming in downstairs.
{Drakkisath} was nef and rend fighting again.
{Drakkisath} they usually stop if people come over. nef thinks its funny when rend gets pwned and goes back to sitting on his throne.
{Drakkisath} brb snack
{Drakkisath has gone offline}
{Gandling} SCHOOL IS IN SESSION
{BaronRivendare} wtf
{Gandling} Sorry, just trying to keep up the routine.
{Ysida Harmon} DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. JUST SLAY THIS ABOMINATION AND RID THE WORLD OF HIS FILTH FOREVER
{BaronRivendare} stfu there isnt even anyone here
{Gandling} damn, caps, jeez
{BaronRivendare} sry
{Gandling} think im gonna go to my alchemy lab
{Gandling} brew up some 'refreshments' to pass the time
{BaronRivendare} lol kk
{Gandling has gone offline}
{BaronRivendare} /sigh
{BaronRivendare} /silly
{BaronRivendare} /silly
{BaronRivendare} /silly
{BaronRivendare} /flirt
{Ysida Harmon} can i go?
{BaronRivendare} stfu
{Nefarian has come online}
{Nefarian} WTF
{Nefarian} where's drak
{BaronRivendare} gettin a snack
{Nefarian} Is it Tuesday?
{BaronRivendare} naw man its Saturday
{Nefarian} you laggin
{BaronRivendare} nope same problem tho
{Nefarian} damn
{Majordomo Executus has come online}
{EliteGuard has come online}
{EliteGuard has come online}
{EliteGuard has come online}
{EliteGuard has come online}
{Healer has come online}
{Healer has come online}
{Healer has come online}
{Healer has come online}
{Majordomo Executus} : hey
{EliteGuard} hey
{EliteGuard} hey
{EliteGuard} hey
{EliteGuard} hey
{Healer} hey
{Healer} hey
{Healer} hey
{Healer} hey
{Majordomo Executus} jesus christ shut up you're driving me crazy with that
{Majordomo Executus} all damn day
{EliteGuard} sry
{EliteGuard} sry
{EliteGuard} sry
{EliteGuard} sry
{Healer} sry
{Healer} sry
{Healer} sry
{Healer} sry
{EliteGuard is now being ignored}
{Healer is now being ignored}
{Majordomo Executus} rag told me to ask you guys if you're all laggin'
{Nefarian} nah
{Drakkisath has come online}
{BaronRivendare} no i'm goin real fast
{Drakkisath} that's what the baroness says
{Nefarian} PWNED
{Majordomo Executus} haha ss'd.
{BaronRivendare} ass
{Drakkisath} dammit i'm bored. where are all the mobs?
{Ragnaros has come online}
{Nefarian} hey rag.
{Ragnaros} TASTE THE FLAMES OF SULFURON
{Majordomo Executus} wtf caps
{BaronRivendare} o_O
{Nefarian} you dont have to put on your show, there arent any mobs around
{Ragnaros} where the hell is everyone
{Level 64 human warrior has come online}
{Nefarian} niiiiiice
{Nefarian} Im not even gonna use my skellies
{BaronRivendare} same
{Level 64 human warrior has killed Drakkisath}
{Nefarian} ....
{BaronRivendare} wt...
{Level 64 human warrior has killed BaronRivendare}
{Nefarian} jesus
{MajordomoExecutus} /inspect
{MajordomoExecutus} wtf he's wearing greens!
{Level 64 human warrior has killed Majordomo Executus}
{Ragnaros} BY FIRE BE PUR
{Level 64 human warrior has killed Ragnaros}
{Nefarian} omg
{Nefarian has gone offline}
{Level 64 human warrior} lol noobz
{Level 66 night elf hunter has come online}
{Level 64 human warrior} 2 minutes 34 seconds, beat it
{Level 66 night elf hunter} oh i will
{Level 66 night elf hunter} what are all these healers and elites doing here

J'ai trouvé une autre traduction :

[4. Vous rejoignez le canal Wearetheboss]
[4. Baron Rivendare rejoint le canal Weartheboss]
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] Salut
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] Oh ! Ya quelqu'un?
[4. Wearetheboss - Général Drakkisath] Ouais ouais
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] Ah, dis moi tu lag aussi ?
[4. Wearetheboss - Général Drakkisath] Nan, ya personne stout
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] Nerf, j'me fais chier...
[4. Sombre Maître Gandling rejoint le canal Weartheboss]
[4. Wearetheboss - Général Drakkisath] Yop gand !
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maître Gandling] Salut les gens, dites moi vous laggez aussi?
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] Nan, d'apres l'autre c'est normal, c'est ca?
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maître Gandling] Normal quoi?
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] Ben demande lui
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] Ho !!
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maïtre Gandling] Il a du planter
[4. Wearetheboss - Général Drakkisath] Nan, j'ai cru entendre du bruit en bas, c'etait juste Nef et Rend qui se prenaient la tete... nerf !
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maître Gandling] ...
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] ...
[4. Wearetheboss - Général Drakkisath] Plains toi, toi tu t'occupes avec la Baronne au moins
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] Tu parles, depuis quelques temps elle veut qu'on fasse ca en moins de 45 minutes...
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maître Gandling] looooll
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] tg
[4. Ragnaros rejoint le canal Weartheboss]
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] PAR LE FEU SOYEZ PURIFIES !!
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] tiens, il pète un cable lui
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] Lo !
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] Nan j'm'entrainne pour pas perdre le pli
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] Serveurs en carton, ca fait une semaine que j'ai pas vu un pelo
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maître Gandling] T'avais qu'a pas bousiller ta clim ..
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] ha ha, c'est fin ca
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] Mais d'apres le MJ tout va bien, il m'a juste dit de supprimer les repertoires WTF et WDB mais ca change rien ...
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] J'deco/reco pour voir
[4. Ragnaros quitte le canal Weartheboss]
[4. Nefarian rejoint le canal Weartheboss]
[4. Wearetheboss - Nefarian] Plop les gens
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maître Gandling] Lute
[4. Wearetheboss - Général Drakkisath] Plop
[4. Wearetheboss - Nefarian] Dites vous lagguez aussi? Ya pas un mob !!
[4. Wearetheboss - Général Drakkisath] ...
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maître Gandling] Nan
[4. Ragnaros rejoint le canal Weartheboss]
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] Reuh
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] Bon ben ca change rien
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maître Gandling] Quel noob toi vraiment
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] Viens, j'te pwn en duel
[4. Wearetheboss - Nefarian] Palouf c'est cheate
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] Je suis mage
[4. Wearetheboss - Nefarian] C'est pareil...
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maître Gandling] Fallait faire démo, ca roxx
[4. Hogger rejoint le canal Weartheboss]
[4. Wearetheboss - Hogger] kikoo mdr ava ?
[4. Wearetheboss - Nefarian] Casse toi toi
[4. Wearetheboss - Hogger] Nan jrest la c bien é jpe rien fair d'autr
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] Tu lag aussi?
[4. Wearetheboss - Hogger] Nan j'me fais camp par dé nouvo mob shamy, en plus y pop supér vit
[4. Wearetheboss - Nefarian] T_T
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] ??
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maître Gandling] ...
[4. Wearetheboss - Général Drakkisath] ><
[4. Wearetheboss - Hogger] Alé vné m'aidez ou donné moi des po pr ke j'me stuff
[4. Wearetheboss - Nefarian] Go pve et pex !
[4. Wearetheboss - Hogger] oké vous ete ps cool
[4. Hogger quitte le canal Weartheboss]
[4. Wearetheboss - Nefarian] Tin, bon debarras
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] re !
[4. Wearetheboss - Nefarian] re
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] re, des mobs?
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] Nan, la baronne
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] Pfff
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maître Gandling] ...
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] Bon moi je retourne cs avec la baronne
[4. Wearetheboss - Nefarian] Obsedé !
[4. Paladin lv 67 rejoint le canal Weartheboss]
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maître Gandling] hoho
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] ho yes il est a moi
[4. Wearetheboss - Nefarian] J'l'ai vu le premier
[4. Wearetheboss - Baron Rivendare] Trop tard, je l'ai deja aggro
[Paladin lv 67 tue Baron Rivendare]
[4. Wearetheboss - Général Drakkisath] mais lol
[Paladin lv 67 tue Général Drakkisath]
[4. Wearetheboss - Nefarian] /inspect Paladin lv 67 ... omg il est tout en vert !!!
[4. Wearetheboss - Sombre Maître Gandling] bande noob, regardez la puissance du démo
[Paladin lv 67 tue Sombre Maître Gandling]
[4. Wearetheboss - Nefarian] OMG
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] haha, cool, j'ai bien fait de m'entrainner
[4. Wearetheboss - Ragnaros] PAR LE FEU SOYEZ PU....
[Paladin lv 67 tue Ragnaros]
[4. Nefarian quitte le canal Weartheboss]
[4. Wearetheboss - Paladin lv 67] lol mdr tro facil
[4. Paladin lv 67 quitte le canal Weartheboss]

Honteusement volée sur le site de la Lune Rousse.

Ketty

je suis d'accord avec la traduction a part pour la Baronne:

she can definitely take more than 45 minutes if she wants to

Elle peut prendre plus de 45 minutes de mon temps si elle veut. (trad plus juste)

Lili
experte es langue anglaise surtout si c'est graveleux!